Chinese Jokes

什么号码可以打赢熊的大便??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Answer is 40!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becos' 事实胜于雄辩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LaMe Jokes.....///////...........................

How did a chicken lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a bird lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a crocodile lay eggs?

Using its ass!!! Woooooouuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!! Correct !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a cat lay eggs?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A cat can't lay eggssssssssssssssssssssssss..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!有没有被炸到!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lame, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Bean..............

One day, Mr. Bean's mother asked Mr. Bean that 4+5=??????????????

Mr.Bean answer that 4+5=9

Then, Mr. Bean's mother asked Mr. Bean that 5+4=??????????????????

Mr. Bean said" I know!!!!!!!!!!! Dun try to trick me!!!!Answer is 6!!! U twisted the Ques. so i twisted the answer!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha.................................................................................

Joke about K-leb

K-leb's brother is????????????????????

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell u K-leb's Brother is L-leb la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lol!!!!!!!!!!So called Lame!!!!!!!!!!!1

Donkey

One's upon a time, there is a donkey.

One day, if the donkey's head ia facing east, then where did its tail facing??????????????

Answer is not west!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think Properly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think............Think..................Think...................Think......................Think>..............................

Ei, u are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ans is facing the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lame.................................

Trick...

.. ..
. . . . oooooo
. . ??????? . . 99999999999999
? ?@@@@ ?? --- - -------- ---- ---
( & & ) - ------- ----- ------ --- --
( % ) - - *********** ----)
( ----------- )- ................. \\\\\ )
( ---------- ) 0000000 0)
(________ )........................................................
+*********+&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
+*******+ 77777777777777777777777
+*****+ ( # _ #
+***+ )# _ #
+*+ _ _ _ _
+ /__ /__

Somehow, do you wan me to teach u to solve the code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer is If u are a stupid man that 1 x 1=2 then u will know he answer!!!!!!!!!LoL!!!Lame!!!!!!!

Who kills the 包

谁杀了包?

who kills the pau?

Answer is 豆沙包 becos' 豆杀包!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Damn cold in this summer time!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

鸡怕什么？？？？？？

chicken Scared of wat........

Answer is "电视机" becos' "电死鸡" LoL!!!!!!!!!!!But i think it is a little bit funny.......................

Mouse Vs Cat

Why cat scared of mouse ???????????????????????

Answer is becos' mouse translate to Chinese become "猫死"!!!!!!!!!!!Lame!!!!!!!!!LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pn Heng Vs. Cik DziatuLLLLL.......

Pn Heng and Cik Dziatul Fight who will win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ans is Pn Heng becos' she is 肥，she can 飞!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lame!!!!!!!!!!

Handphone Jokes.....................

What is the most expensive thing in a handphone?????????????????????

Answer is............................................... blue tooth. 蓝色的牙齿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prison Break............

One day, there is three man watch the movie "Prison Break", so they want to come out from the prison so they dig a hole..........

Then, the 1st person went out and he accidentally kicked a stone. The guard asked:"Who's that!"

He said:"MiaW........

Then, the second person went out and happen the same thing and he said:"MiaW..................

Lastly, the third person went out and happen the same thing again but he sid:"A cat!!!!!"

Then becos' of this stupid man all of them was caught.....!!!!!!!!!!!

Then the judge wanted them to die by using gun!!!!!!!!!!! The judge said:" Any last word " to the first guy and the guy said:"Tsunami!!"

Then he asked the second guy the same Ques..... and the Guy said :"Tsunami!!"

Lastly The judge asked the third guy the same Ques...... and the guy said:"Fire!!!!!"

So, the man who is taking a gun fires, and killed the three guy......................

The a god said to them,"if u jump from a mountain at the heaven, and i will make u alive & grant u a thing that u said when u are jumping from that mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So, the 1st man jumped and he said:"MONEY" and he is alive and full of money.

After that, the second person jumped and he said:"WOMAN" and he is alive and have many woman.

At last, the third perso which is stupid jumped but he forgotten wat he had think and he said:" Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he dropped on a forest of shit. Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it's not so funny?

Is it Funny??????????????????????????

I dunno.

Angel.......................Fut..............

There is a angel who said to three people who had went down to hell.........................

'Hei!!!!!! If u answer my Ques.... correctly, then i'll sent u to heaven back, ok? Deal or no deal?'

Everybody said 'ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Then the angel fut..." BbbbbbbUuuuuuuTttttt...tttt....ttt.....". Wow, it is so loud, man!

"Now my Ques.. Begins...., i am sitting on this 8 hole chairs, then just now when i was futting, which hole do my fut comes OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first man which is a famous and intelligent doctor said:" The last hole!" Then, the angel said:"u r wrong!!!!!!!!!! Haha u go hell!!!!!!!!

The second person which is a lawyer said:" The first hole!" He said so much firmly than the doctor but the Angel said:" Congratulation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are wrong!! Ha! Go hell NNoOWW!!!

The last person which is a nooby and nerdy said:" Perhaps is it ass..... hole..... ?"

"Absolutely, u are tremendously brilliant!!! Now u were like to invite to go Heaven!!...............

There is once a merchant who wanted to buy a horse.

One day, he went to a horse trainer, he wanted to buy the idiot horse ....sso............... he tested the horse. the horse trainer said that if u want the horse to start running or galloping, say "thank god", if you want the horse to gallop faster, say "stop", Lastly if u wan the horse to stop, then say "go".

So, the horse started to gallop, the merchant feel that the horse is galloping slowly, so he keep on saying "stop..stop.........stop........", so it ran or galloped faster and faster............

After that, the merchant saw a very........ultra..........mega..........big hole in 500 meters distance. he is so afraid, and he wanted the horse to stop. but he forgotten wat the horse trainer said, so he only can said " s .. t .. o .. p ..........STOP ............................ S ..... ..T .......O ...... P.P.P.P.P.P .. PPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But....., the horse run faster and faster at last when it only has 5 meters left, he remember wat the trainer said and he said """GO"""", and he was so happy.

He wanted to thank the God, and he said "THANK GOD" and the horse started to run again ..............

At last, the horse and the merchant dropped into the big hole and die............

Haaaaa......HHHHaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's funny right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HaHa!