Prison Break............

One day, there is three man watch the movie "Prison Break", so they want to come out from the prison so they dig a hole..........

Then, the 1st person went out and he accidentally kicked a stone. The guard asked:"Who's that!"

He said:"MiaW........

Then, the second person went out and happen the same thing and he said:"MiaW..................

Lastly, the third person went out and happen the same thing again but he sid:"A cat!!!!!"

Then becos' of this stupid man all of them was caught.....!!!!!!!!!!!

Then the judge wanted them to die by using gun!!!!!!!!!!! The judge said:" Any last word " to the first guy and the guy said:"Tsunami!!"

Then he asked the second guy the same Ques..... and the Guy said :"Tsunami!!"

Lastly The judge asked the third guy the same Ques...... and the guy said:"Fire!!!!!"

So, the man who is taking a gun fires, and killed the three guy......................

The a god said to them,"if u jump from a mountain at the heaven, and i will make u alive & grant u a thing that u said when u are jumping from that mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So, the 1st man jumped and he said:"MONEY" and he is alive and full of money.

After that, the second person jumped and he said:"WOMAN" and he is alive and have many woman.

At last, the third perso which is stupid jumped but he forgotten wat he had think and he said:" Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he dropped on a forest of shit. Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it's not so funny?

Is it Funny??????????????????????????

I dunno.

Angel.......................Fut..............

There is a angel who said to three people who had went down to hell.........................

'Hei!!!!!! If u answer my Ques.... correctly, then i'll sent u to heaven back, ok? Deal or no deal?'

Everybody said 'ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Then the angel fut..." BbbbbbbUuuuuuuTttttt...tttt....ttt.....". Wow, it is so loud, man!

"Now my Ques.. Begins...., i am sitting on this 8 hole chairs, then just now when i was futting, which hole do my fut comes OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first man which is a famous and intelligent doctor said:" The last hole!" Then, the angel said:"u r wrong!!!!!!!!!! Haha u go hell!!!!!!!!

The second person which is a lawyer said:" The first hole!" He said so much firmly than the doctor but the Angel said:" Congratulation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are wrong!! Ha! Go hell NNoOWW!!!

The last person which is a nooby and nerdy said:" Perhaps is it ass..... hole..... ?"

"Absolutely, u are tremendously brilliant!!! Now u were like to invite to go Heaven!!...............