There is once a merchant who wanted to buy a horse.

One day, he went to a horse trainer, he wanted to buy the idiot horse ....sso............... he tested the horse. the horse trainer said that if u want the horse to start running or galloping, say "thank god", if you want the horse to gallop faster, say "stop", Lastly if u wan the horse to stop, then say "go".

So, the horse started to gallop, the merchant feel that the horse is galloping slowly, so he keep on saying "stop..stop.........stop........", so it ran or galloped faster and faster............

After that, the merchant saw a very........ultra..........mega..........big hole in 500 meters distance. he is so afraid, and he wanted the horse to stop. but he forgotten wat the horse trainer said, so he only can said " s .. t .. o .. p ..........STOP ............................ S ..... ..T .......O ...... P.P.P.P.P.P .. PPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But....., the horse run faster and faster at last when it only has 5 meters left, he remember wat the trainer said and he said """GO"""", and he was so happy.

He wanted to thank the God, and he said "THANK GOD" and the horse started to run again ..............

At last, the horse and the merchant dropped into the big hole and die............

Haaaaa......HHHHaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's funny right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HaHa!